How to Resist Planning Cult Recruitment Tactics:
- If you see cash lying on the ground, do not stop to pick it up
- Avoid large bowls with small candies
- Drink coffee, stay alert
- Avoid excessive REM sleep
- Eat lots of protein rich food
- Rely on the past
- Ignore the present
- Live in the future
- Count your daily intake of rice grains
- Don't talk to puppets in the washroom
- Make sure all electrical equipment is grounded
posted by Squishead @ 1:48:00 PM
3 Comments:
Thanks for the tips, especially about the electrical stuff. Got to watch where the tail goes!. Well the old folks are packing..how I would like to sneek into one of those cases, YES! They are off to Chester at noon tomorrow. Hope they don't forget to drop their poppy's. You know about their memory's. Not to good at times. Mary told the old fellow not to forget the tickets to the Wine Tasting on Saturday. Now that would be good. Ah..peace and quiet until Sunday afternoon. Hope Amanda dumps the litter box while they are away. Better go, the man wants to use the computer.....Arleen
That is way too wierd, haha.
Pretty bad when the cat writes longer messages then your friends! I'll have to get her to teach mine to write...set the VCR would be nice too.....
Carol
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